eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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