Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
