i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
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