what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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