is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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