why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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