we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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