He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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