she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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