Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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