quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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