That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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