Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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