I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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