Whod you bang
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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