So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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