I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Randomize
