Its about making memories worth repressing
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize
