dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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