I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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