dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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