IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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