Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
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