But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Randomize
