Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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