my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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