As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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