My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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