I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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