My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
Randomize
