i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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