He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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