One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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