She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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