Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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