You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I have feelings that need drinking.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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