So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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