I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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