Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
