it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
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threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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