Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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