white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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