Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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