I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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