so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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