I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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