so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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