Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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