oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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