It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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